Egotistic Trolling Moment
a trolling moment where you say something egotistic about yourself. (usually out of the blue)
troll: i love myself, and i need myself, so no one else can have me.
someone else: shut up with your egotistic trolling moment.
troll: i’m married to myself, because i’m that awesome.
someone else: …
troll: i started thinking, “i wonder who in the world is better than me?”
then i realized, i’m perfect, and always will be.
someone else: …
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