Eigenfaced
heavily intoxicated by a chemical substance (esp. alcohol).
oh my god, i can’t believe how eigenfaced i was last night!
-adjective
to be extremely intoxicated by the ingestion of one or more substances, such that the senses become acutely imbalanced and hallucination has become the norm.
-etymology
portmanteau derived from the concept of eigenvalues (/eigenvectors) in mathematics by which the axis of highest variation can be found in multidimensional data, and being faced, or intoxicated beyond the norm.
“last night i was more w-nkered than the time i thought the walls were made of camembert. in fact, i was eigenfaced!” conceded the bishop, before collapsing. (rumsblatt, 1925)
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