Eight By Six
a term a man, particularly a gay man, might use to describe his p-n-s in length and then by width (sometimes meaning girth or circ-mference), in inches (20 by 15 cm). he’s lying, of course. or at least, no more than a two percent chance he’s in that territory.
if he claims six by eight (six long, eight “wide” or perhaps in circ-mference), you’re getting into choad territory. see choad also spelled chode. demand immediate proof.
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“so he told me, ‘i’ve got an eight by six.’ at first i thought he was talking about a new kind of car engine, or something. i finally figured out what he meant, but he had already proven himself to be such a jerk that i had no desire to check out that particular attribute.”
old joke — q: what’s a gay eight? a: six inches.
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