eitanus bortius

a f-ck boy with a tic-tac d-ck and likes fat chicks. speaks in latin to compensate for his non-existent d-ck. also has a nose the size of the empire state building. is the plug for opium.
yo don’t bring eit-n-s bortius into your room, he gets high as f-ck.

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