eitel
ex cop who smokes alot of pot, from nigeria drives a mule takes ecstacy and eats lots of cherry tomatoes. does not like birds but doesnt mind wings on a tuesday. drinks excessive amounts of lemonade. loves the maccarana but not a fan of the dougie. shares pizza with friends but will never share fries. eitels are awesome. but can be very mean if you dont bring them beef patties on friday mornings between the hours of 9am -11am. eitels are tall but have short toes. beware.
eitel man. hahaha thats eitel dude
pop the eitel im sweating woooo
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