Ejaculate


1) to eject swiftly.
2) to utter suddenly.
3) to blow a full-on shed-full of baby-batter out of your j-p’s eye.
1) the pilot -j-c-l-t-d from the aircraft just before the point of collision.
2) “oh!” thomas -j-c-l-t-d, “that came as a surprise.”
3) i have just -j-c-l-t-d into your mother’s v-g-n-l crevice.
used as a verb in a s-xual context: to expel a thick, white, gooey fluid called s-m-n from the hole at the tip of a man’s p-n-s. to c-m, to spooge, to bust a nut, etc. when used as a noun, -j-c-l-t- can also refer to said thick, white, gooey fluid. the aftermath of an -j-c-l-t–n is sometimes referred to as an explosion at the yogurt factory.
after she had made peter -j-c-l-t-, jenna’s face looked like she had been in an explosion at the yogurt factory.
to c-m; the process of c-mming
to emit s-m-n from the p-n-s, usually during the climax of masturbation.
i -j-c-l-t- when i think about the beautiful pepa.
an event brought on if you gesticulate, f-ll-t-, t-tillate or agitate near your prostate.
nilpferd found it easier to -j-c-l-t- with the -ssistance of a trained professional.
modern definition: when someone’s p-n-s excretes s-m-n during s-x.

older definition: to shout
modern: if you or your partner -j-c-l-t-s during unprotected s-x, you or they have a chance of getting pregnant.

older: ‘wretched inmates!’ i -j-c-l-t-d, mentally, ‘you deserve perpetual isolation from your species for your churlish inhospitality.’
-wuthering heights by emily bronte

seminal fluid (male) or clear glandular fluid of unknown composition (female)

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