ejectulation
a premature mechanical ejection due to over excitement.
i had ejectulation and fired the missile early.
some times pilots get very excited and comes very close to things. eject-ulation is when a pilot gets out of a sticky situation before it becomes a “game over” situation.
we have full eject-ulation! the pilot got out safely before causing long-term situation.
as you reach alt-tude you realise issues in the flight where you think death is evident. so then you get the p-n-s out and m-st-rb-t- until your on vinegar stroke and then whilst c-ming you press the eject b-tton and simultaneously you blow your s-m-n and eject into the air causing ejectulation.
whilst dog fighting with the boys in our f45 fighter jets i looked across whilst in fighting formation and seen my mates eyes glaze over and then we all knew he was in ejectulation mode…. from there we broke formation and it was never spoken of again.
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