Ejockulation
when a large (or small) party of sports jocks get together for a grand old time of group -j-c-l-t–n. this congregation of jocks are usually the high school’s sports heros who are secretly h-m-s-xual.
hey johnny! wanna come with me and some of the dudes for some awesome ejockulation!? it’s gonna be rad!
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