Ekward
adjective –
talking to a girl online, that you know but haven’t seen in awhile.
then when you finally get to chill with her you have nothing to say.
e- online
quard- awkward
mike and dana talk every night for like 3 weeks,
but when they met up on day to hang out the feeling was ekward.
(adjective) an embarr-ssing or uncomfortable moment during an electronic exchange.
i dumped mike last night in a text. that was kinda e-kward.
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