El Paso Snake Bite
while doing your girl doggy style, right before you spoog,pull out and bite her on the -ss so hard as to pierce the flesh. as she turns around in surprise, spit the deadly venom from your one-eyed snake in her face and yell snake!!!
my girlfriend would not let me sppog in her face, so i pulled an el paso snake bite!
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