a brand of extremely rare rum, consumed only by those the cap’n and bosun deem worthy. consists of a top secret recipe that they themselves have probably forgotten, and has many, many wonderful side effects. found mainly in nh, usa, and new zealand.
eldecabo. it owns captain morgan.
- Fluff Wife
a non-working wife, usually either an expat or very wealthy. fluff wives are not the primary caregiver for their children. that is the job of the maid/nanny. a fluff wife ‘fills’ up her days fluffing around with prolonged visits to the salon, meeting friends for morning coffee, lunch or afternoon coffee and obviously spending lots […]
one normally by the name of lance, typically h-m-s-xual. fluidos enjoy male p-rn, -n-l fisting and jersey sh-r-. the term fluido also pertains to a h-m-s-xual guido. though most of them legally change their name to lance. “hey dude, did you see that fluido?” “yeah, he’s a f-cking f-ggot.”
- Flume Technician
a very important, under-rated job. in a nut sh-ll, it is a nutsh-ll… being on call 24/7, a flume technician is responsible for ensuring that the structural and watertight integrities of any and all flumes are maintained using technical equipment including duct tape, bungee cords, and clothespins (macgyver style). it is a booming profession. it’s […]
a girl comes down from the tree when she is dtf but when its time she climbs back up the tree. girls act like fluplooza’s during the winter.
hebrew slang term for “fart” wow, ughh, did you just flutz?