Elephant Rape
elephant rape, v. – the act of sticking one’s nose in the -n-s of a fat girl and blowing air through your nose as of to try to make noises of the endangered african elephant.
freddy: dam dude, last night was intense with my girl.
andrew: that’s gross man isn’t she fat?
freddy: well she is just a bit on the chunky side, but that’s how i like them.
andrew: wow, i’ll bet you totally elephant raped her fat -ss.
the act of thrusting one’s knee into another person’s b-tt. the knee doesn’t actually go in, but the ensuing pain can be bad, especially if you hit the tail bone. more of a horseplay thing then a s-xual thing.
your friend is walking in front of you. you come up and knee them right in the b-tt.
you: “ahh haha. you just got elephant raped!”
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