elephant trunken
the act of feeding, jamming the genitals or in some way partic-p-ting in s-xual activity while having a flacid p-n-s.
charicter one: “hey man, did you f-ck that ugly b-tch last night.”
charicter two: “yah man but i was elephant trunken”
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