Elephant Wank
the act of pushing your semi-hard p-n-s between your legs and into your own -rs-, then repeatedly pulling it out and back in again until -j-c-l-t–n. only for the well endowed!
my hands are a bit stiff today so i think i’ll have an elephant w-nk instead.
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