Elephantitis Vaginitis
the swelling of a woman’s v-g-n- that is so large her v-g-n- can obviously be seen through her pants. sometimes confused with camel toe, this condition differs in that it involves the entire mons pubis area and not just the v-g-n-l lips. the easiest time to observe this phenomena is at the gym with women wearing lycra shorts or pants.
omg, andrea has the worst case of elephant-tis vaginitis i’ve ever seen. she really needs to wear something to cover that up!
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