Life Screwed
the point in time when you realise that the way your parents have brought you up are a detriment to your life forever more.
it can range from not knowing how to catch a train to being time limited even if the sun’s still up.
guy1: so when are you gonna go home?
guy2: can you give me a lift?
guy1: just take the bus home dude, it’s not that far.
guy2: but my parents don’t like me taking the bus at night.
guy1: dude. it’s only 6, it’s summer and the sun’s still up. you’ll live.
guy3: man, you’re so life screwed.
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