a number that is greater than, less than, and equal to zero.
big mean condascending math teacher: what is the square root of 144,006,984,587,846?
the elongated synonym of eleven, used by small children still in the juveniles instead of eleven due to a underdeveloped brain, or lack thereof. it may be applied with other numbers, for example, “elevendy four”, to further confuse people. the actual code of “elevendy” is yet to be discovered, though scientists are working on it at this very point in time.
“i have elevendy cents”
“i paid you elevendy three cents”
a really old fart.
from the back angelyne looks 20 years old, but when she turns around she looks elevendy.
the rolling stones are still rocking away even though they’re elevendy.
anna nicole smith married a rich guy who’s elevendy. i’m sure it was for love.
dysgenics refers to the steady weakening and r-t-rdation of mankind due to welfare] systems and other interesting side effects of civilization] that prevents natural selection] from doing it’s job. also, dumb people don’t dig the basic concept of birth control] causing them to have more children than smarter people who realise that kids are a […]
- so juve
short for so juvenile “so juve” is a gnar phrase
a addition to the phrase ‘lol’ (laugh out loud) used when something is just too funny to use ‘rofl’ ‘lmao’ etc. george: “i found out that angry butler means ‘wiping your -ss on someones laundry!’” alex: “lolontheroof hahahahaha!!!!”
is an enhancement of the comonly used internet acronym, lol. is pr-nounced: lol-o-lops did you see that fat kid fall of his bike? it was lololops! or lololops, that is the funniest thig i’ve heard all day!
a situation where by almost every probability you should win, but you still lose. a: hey bud i saw that girl was all over you last night. how was it? b: terrible. we got over to her place and everything was going great then suddenly she gets a call and her grandma died. a: you […]