elf mayo
b-st-rdization of “lmf–“. (and yes, i am aware that the f is in the wrong place.)
12:25 <@uberuser> i stop using linux cuz i couldn’t find the add/remove programs b-tton
12:25 <@uberuser> :p
12:25 <@fac51> elf mayo
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