elidjo
one hot motherf-cker, with a great taste of personality and is good at giving advice. and is an absolute s-x addict
elidjo is the best person you’ll ever meet.
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- hero tax
when a member of an emergency service (fire, police, ems) gets a photo or quote on tv or in a newspaper, they pay the “hero tax” to their coworkers. generally coffee/donuts brought to the station. hey harley, this you in the paper? looks like you, mr hero over here, did you really have to flex […]
- willy bees
bees that are on/in/around or have some relation to a p-n-s 🐝 🍆 “ugh the w-lly bees are back!” when you’ve just -j-c-l-t-d and you were hyperventilating while reaching it so your d-ck is buzzing/tingling. “yeah, right after i finished with her, i got the w-llybees so i had to lie down for a bit.”
- cujo twat
when a female gets so aroused her p-ssy starts drooling like a saint bernard. when sarah was getting a thigh ride from tom he could feel her wetness through his jeans, he knew by her extreme cujo tw-t that he would be getting puss tonight for sure!
- savage soon
savage soon is program that turns g-y men into g-y p-rnstars. it consists of forming a j-zzcicle out of c-m and eating it, in some cases the bl–dy dragon is preformed to add flair to the concoction. after that they are inducted into the world of g-y p-rn and can preform all of the b-gg-ry […]
- crimson jack
an event in masturbation when, during -j-c-l-t–n, blood is produced from the p-n-s rather than s-m-n. guy 1: dude i crimson jacked last night and i don’t know what to do. guy 2: what the f-ck? get that sh-t checked out.