elmer smudge


at the end of s-xy-time, put a finger in the booty-hole. that finger is used to draw three whisker’s on either side of your partner’s nose. the whisker drawer then says “looks like i caught a wabbit” seductively
it was our anniversary, so sarah let me do an elmer smudge after dinner.

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