email-anxiety
when there is so much sh-t going on at work or in your personal life that you are scared to check your email, fearing that emails will just bring more sh-t that you will be unable to handle.
email-anxiety killing me playa. don’t know that kinda sheet is in store for me in the darn inbox today.
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going to an event just for the free food (especially for a club/organization in which you are not involved) and leaving promptly after acquiring said food person 1: dude, are you going to the event tonight? they’re serving free food! person 2: word? i wasn’t gonna but imma just dine and dip then.
- Peeased
you’re a guy. you’re with all your friends at a party, just sitting around a table f-ckin’ chillin’ until some hottt -ss chick just comes up to you and starts talking to you. everything’s going f-ckin’ great and you’re sure your chances are pretty good, and then, she pops the question. “can you take me […]
- mirte
that majestic sound a hippo makes when it lowers it leg in the muddy limpopo river. on our safari we heard mirte after seeing the hippo’s lowerering their legs in the muddy limpopo river.
- vermit
to projectile vomit straight into the air. usually the result of p-ssing out on one’s back after extreme alcohol consumption, but can be done while standing. often accompanied by a vomit shower and/or barfle. “is dave okay?” “yeah, but we should probably get him outside before he vermits again. i don’t want to clean my […]
- oakdale bud
to let people know they ride their horses as good as they do their cousin’s the crowd screamed oakdale bud the whole football game