email paranoia


becoming paranoid and anxious when you don’t receive any email for a long time. most applicable to office mails when you otherwise receive a ton of them (with issues).
bob: (in worried tone, holding stongly to his coffee in office) i haven’t got a single mail from last 10 minutes! something is wrong!

kevin: don’t worry bob, you’re just experiencing email paranoia. take a deep breath and relax, you would get your next sh-t load of issues soon.

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