emergadate


the person you know you can go to when you need a last minute date for an event and every other person you’d prefer to go with can’t make it. characteristics inculde: always free on very short notice and fun to be with but of no romantic interest.
“i bought non-refundable tickets to the comedy club to surprise monique but she had to go out of town; i called my emergadate the night before and now i’m going with beth. whew!”

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