Emilia Clarke
the hottest human being that has ever lived or will ever live. voted “s-xiest woman alive 2015” by esquire.
stars in hbo’s “game of thrones” and every single straight man who watches the show wants to f-ck her.
also, she’s a complete bad-ss.
gay guy: “dude the plot of last night’s game of thrones was so insane!”
straight guy: “idk dude, i was just watching emilia clarke’s t-ts the whole time.”
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