emily and micah
the perfect couple. they’re always together, they always have inside jokes, and like the same kind of coffee. when you get the other with them, you are always saying, “awwwww!” at the things they do. made for each other.
girlfriend: we’re breaking up.
boyfriend: why?
girlfriend: cause we couldn’t be more like emily and micah.
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