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emmet, dirty sc-mbags from southern ireland, not a knacker or a chav but close

one who uses cheap pick up lines to get humiliated and
wears a kurt russell t-shirt symbolising his love for him.

one who likes not to shower or bathe

one who never changes their clothes

the word emmet can be used to explain the crude, dirty, anti social, crminal acts they partic-p-te in
thats one emmet of a beard you got there(you need to shave that racc–n off your face you dirty b-st-rd)

that emmet on the newspaper should be sent to jail

they like to emmet(sh-g)sheep

ya shower of emmets(b-st-rds)
emmet / emmit

one of thousands of stinking, sweating tourists that haul their fat -rs-s down to cornwall every summer and pollute our beaches with their foul stench, beer cans, used condoms and mcdonalds wrappers.
easily identifiable by their crisp red skin, “d-mn seagulls” hat, and fat w-lly’s jumper.
f-ck off home you nasty emmets
a killjoy, somebody who is paranoid at parties and social gathering. feels the need to ruin the fun of others. has negative connotations. not to be confused with the responsible person who wont let people drink and drive and parties and calls cabs.
hey dude, stop being an emmet, your ruining everyone’s fun
another word for a tourist or holiday maker but used in a more derogitary way. mainly used by cornish people in cornwall describing dirty chavs from other parts of the uk.
“look at those dirty emmets over there!, lets go tell them to f-ck off back to manchester!”
a cornish term for a tourist or holidaymaker, also used to describe foreigners in general, and (usually light-heartedly) to describe someone who lives in the town, but is not local to it.

origin unknown. believed to be derived from the cornish word for ‘ant’, due to the similarity of a plague of tourists descending on a town to a colony of ants. this is unlikely however, as the cornish word for ‘ant’ is ‘morya’.
“kint ‘ardly breathe ‘ere in summer, chap. too many bl–dy emmets!”

“wish we could stop all these emmets invading our country every summer, but they pays our wages, so t’would be silly really.”
annoying chav/northerners that in the summer, cover our cornish beaches like a carpet, leaving not even a square inch of sp-ce for locals such as myself to sit down. they also throw chips to huge evil flocks of seagulls in the middle of town, saying ‘ere, kelleh, kev, look at the luvleh berrds’.

they never listen to lifeguards and float in between the red and yellow flags on their inflatable rings and bodyboards that they can’t steer. on lucky occasions they’ll fall asleep and turn to a crisp hot pink, before falling off and screaming ‘elp meh am drahning’ in 4ft of water.

emmet- ‘eh up ah got sand in me shoos’
emmet2- ‘best get tut lahf gard dave’
yes indeedy, a hloiday maker in the southwest is known as an emmet. i believe this term is derived from the cornish for ‘ant’ as this is what they resemble when they swarm into town consuming everything in sight, generally getting in the way of those who wish to lead their normal everyday lives, and leaving again en-m-ss with the only sign of them being a trail of mess & destruction.
“you would think that safeway would get it into their heads that this town is full of emmets in the summer, and thus order in more bread!”

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