Emo guys

i myself bieng emo think that were just dudes that love the music and taking real good care of our style we dont cry about everything and were not all sad thats just what emo is none for but you who are not emo have no idea!!
some_dude:so did u cry all night until you fell asleep?

emo_guy1:dude ur an idiot!!
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generaly emo guys are hot! some wanna be’s try to hard so they dont fit it…these are generally called newbreads!

emo lads like to have black hair with a peroxide blonde fringe sweaping over one eye or they have peroxide blonde hair with a black fringe sweaping over one eye. they have lots of lip peicrings and tend to wear skinny fits(drainpipe trousers)

people sterotype emo’s of all types and say they never smile and cry over songs! this is not true! emo’s are sensitive people, yes, but like every1 else they just like to hang around and enjoy the company!
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easily-led trend followers that have adopted the cookie-cutter emo clone uniform that consists of ridiculously tight pants (often girl’s pants), way-too-tight t-shirts (often girl’s shirts), van’s or converse high-top shoes, and any one of the multiple variations of the angular, backward mullet (see:emotenuse). musically, emo guys listen to the sadly-growing legions of h-m-genized whiny pop bands and/or the growing-number of misguided metalic/punkish sounding groups that pretend to express anger and melancholy emotions that they have never truly experienced. emo guys are often seen kissing each other as peer-encouraged h-m-s-xuality and acting stereotypically feminine is an important part of emo guys’ image, and often is the result of having their t-st-cl-s squeezed in tight pants for so long that testosterone production is impossible.
we saw a bunch of emo guys kissing because they wanted everyone to see how sensitive and emotional they are, but we all just laughed at how much influence a silly trend can have on human behavior.
typical hot emo guy:
1. black hair (streaks of other colour)
2. side fringe
3. eyeliner
4. skinny jeans
5. peircings (ear stretch)
6. love music
7. very emotional
8. writes music or poems
9. member of a band
10. oc-ssionaly bis-xual
gerard way from my chemical romance

girl 1: i love emo guys
girl 1: yeh but they wear make-up
girl 2: yeh but there really fit
less attractive emo girls
emo guys do not know whether they are gay or straight so they make it as hard for other people to figure out as possible
emo guys are those lil poser kids you used to call punk posers but since punk is dead all the angry kids whos parents wont let them wear all black and be goth are emo, they are the guys that hate their fathers cause their dads beat them up for wearing their sisters lipstick. they also cam alot and they are to hair design what the jock sh-ggy-do is to fashion.
emo guys that gay guy in hs that you cant say is gay cause its not nice but hes so gay, hes emo guy. also they think they can mosh and fight and be cool but not so but they have a lot of girl friends. p-ssy suckers.