emoan
pr-nounced “ee-mohn”
the “depressing” moan of an emo kid. meant to inspire sympathy and/or express the depth of an emo kid’s sadness. some find an emo kid’s emoans strangely erotic.
like a normal moan, only emo.
emo kid: my mom hates me, my girlfriend sally hates me, my best friend hates me, my dog hates me, i ha-
normal kid: dude, stfu!
emo kid…..you’re so mean.-emoans-
an emo kids expression, complaints, or other emo comments.
emokid1: all i really know is my heart is bleeding as i cry one thousand tears for you….
normalperson1: stop it with the emoans…
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