Texas Body
a person with skinny legs and a big gut and or upper body.
mr. incredible from the incredibles has a texas body.
a girl with a big -ss and small t-ts, a common thing in many western american states like nevada and arizona, but most notably texas (because it covers more ground).
girls with a texas body usually get implants to balance out their big -ss.
i like brianna, but she’s got a total texas body, and i’m sorry but i like big t-tties in my face as well as a big round b-tt.
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