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it’s how people from michigan or minnesota pr-nounce important. they really can’t help it. someone from michigan might come up with the lame excuse of it being a ‘michigander thing’ truth is it sounds funny and makes for good comedic relief. it’s often always a good idea to ask someone from michigan to pr-nounce important for you or any word for that matter.
a: what’s the latest on the super collider?
mr. pinecone: blah blah blah……….for 10 minutes
a: that sounds really empor-ent
d: hahahahahahh
a:what’s so funny?

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