endaf
a deranged welsh man, often sports a beard with gl-sses.
“wow is that a bear ?”
“no its endaf”
a welsh insult deriving from ancient welsh folklore. an endaf is a disgusting creature that lurks in the dark, most of the time eating mold underneath cabbage plantations. it is the only creature horrendously grotesque enough to be cl-ssed as a runt in the animal kingdom. do not touch its boils as it enjoys it.
“hey you look bad today mate, bit of an endaf!”
“ahaha maate i was so drunk lastnight i smashed an endaf!”
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