Gooch Stabber
a woman who wasnt nothing but her own way and in doing so causing as much displeasure as possible , by not letting a man in any of her holes but instead allowing him only to stave his p-n-s on the area between both
margaret sat in the restaurant on their first date
“i dont like the food here, we cant eat here or that other place you wanted to , and if we do go back to mine dont even think about it ”
john sat there thinking to himself
“what a gooch stabber”
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