enemy luck
the evil fortune that ditcates, when you’re playing a video game, everything that can go wrong for you will, while everything that can go right for your opponent will. if you have a 2% chance of missing, you will miss; if your opponent has a 2% chance of hitting, he will hit. you will never critically hit while your enemy crits every other uncannily-accurate strike, and they’ll shrug off your most powerful spells and status ailments while crippling you with a minor expenditure of mana.
“go away enemy luck! i actually want to land a hit before i die!”
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