English Accordion
verb; a s-xual act between two males where male #1 performs oral s-x on himself while man #2 places one hand on male #1’s neck and the other on the back of his thighs and plays him like an accordion, thus, increasing pleasure.
“f-ck a fiddle! i wanna be played like an english accordion!”
“john played the english accordion so well, that his partner gary gagged.”
“after a good playing of the english accordion, travis was tired and decided to rest. his fairy-friend albert was so pleased with himself pleasing himself, that he made himself breakfast.”
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