English Chug Off
not to be confused with the american chug off (the harmless practice of chugging beers with friends), the english chug off is much different. in america, it is known as “circle jerking.” the (male) partic-p-nts in the english chug off gather round in a circle and begin to m-st-rb-t- until each one -j-c-l-t-s. while this practice is found by most people to be distasteful, others claim that nothing is more beautiful when all partic-p-nts climax at once.
corey: hey i’m a little bored, want to do a chug off?
jeremy: if you mean an english chug off, then yes!
corey: i’ll call my boy jimmy and we can get started!
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