english chunnel
verb:
is when you ram a paper towel tube up a girl’s -sshole and drive micro-machines in there.
—it is direct reference to the large engineering project undertook in europe to link france and england through an underwater three-tunnel railway—
friend:what happened to all your micro-machines man?
chunnler: oh those crazy cars is gone man i did the english chunnel to my girl.
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