English Clapper
the act during s-xual oral contact with your signifigant other/ paid mistress while in the midst of your oral confrontation you repet-tavely smack/clap your t-st-cl-s of your womans chin. if done right. this could cause the female to feel extremely aroused in her genital area. if necessary, the english clapper can be performed on the womans neck, providing equal stimulation as the chin would.
johnny: hey bro so you went out with lucy last night?
luke: yea man she totally sucked my d-ck!
johnny: oh sick did you give her the old english clapper?
luke: d-mn right i did! after the neck i moved down to her chin, she totally loved it!!!!
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