englishish teacher
“english” teachers in a foreign country mainly in asia who are not from a country where their mother tongue is english. they are some shade of white and somehow have their employer fooled that they are from north america, australia, or the uk.
student: d-mnit, not another englishish teacher.
mom: you mean english teacher right?
student: no i mean englishlish because he is not from america, canada, uk, or australia. he is from belarus. where the h-ll is belarus!?
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