Eoghann
r-t-rded gaelic spelling of ‘ewan’ or ‘euan’. known to have a penchant for self mutilation through copious amounts of tattoos and piercings. most happy when strumming a guitar or vegetating in front of the tv for days on end. general cleanliness somewhat lacking.
yo that dude’s got sick tats and knows how to strum guitar.
yeah, he’s so eoghann, just avoid his cesspit bedroom.
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