ephialtes
character in the movie 300 by frank miller, ephialtes wanted to be in the spartan army but was too p-ssy to lift his sheild high enough to fit in the phalanx formation
after rejection from the bad-ss leonidas, he took sides with the trans-xual xerxes, and then wore a funny hat and pajamas, which he much prefered to his manly spartan hot pants.
the closest thing to quasimodo and paris hilton.
spartan captain: f-ck off you beast!
leonidas: sorry for my captains actions, his d-ck is too big for his hot pants, so to speak.
ephialtes: leonidas, let me be part of your hench army
leonidas: no, you are ugly
ephialtes: mother, father, you were wrong!!! -jumps off cliff-
my name so get lost!
ephialtes is cool
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