Epi Cow


a device used to prevent a cow from having an allergic reaction.
guy 1: bessie’s been sniffling a ton lately, any advice?
guy 2: dude, buy don’t be so cheap and buy her an epi cow
guy 1: ugh, fine. but it better work.

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