Epic Beard


1. beard of thomas bruso, aka epic beard man. the epic beard isn’t white because of age. it’s white because it’s shining from brilliance.

2. beard which is more than just overgrown facial hair…. growing an epic beard takes time, dedication, and most of all, true manliness.
“jeez, you heard about freddie’s suicide? guy choked himself using his own beard!”- one way to use an epic beard
a person who has acquired a beard of an “epic status”.
you have an epicbeard sir!
when an event is beyond epic. too amazing for normal words to describe
that concert was epic beard!

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