epic fail
complete and total failure when success should have been reasonably easy to attain.
player1 dude, we just got reamed
player2 yeah, epic fail
when something can be seen to be a total failure
urban dictionary?
epic fail!
the highest form of fail known to man. reaching this level of fail means only one thing:
you must die, or the world will fail itself due to such an extreme level of failage.
epic- anything great, spectacular, or large/monumental in nature
fail- an inability to complete an objective, task or job either -ssigned or volunteered for.
epic fail -a mistake of such monumental proportions that it requires its own term in order to sucessfully point out the unfathomable shortcomings of an individual or group.
jack: uh, dude? i may or may not have wrecked 14 ferrari’s with my moped after derailing a whole train carrying nothing but kittens and puppies…
jim: epic fail, man. epic fail.
similar to fail, but at an even larger, more pitiful scale. sometimes so pitiful or pathetic, some will either sympathize that person or will not say anything, due to the fail being so large that words cannot describe it.
person 1: hi, tech support? i need help with my computer, it seems to keep rebooting.
person 2: ok, before we do anything, have you tried rebooting?
person 1: ._.
conclusion: person 2 has had an epic fail
1.when an attemt at creating an entertainment product fails so badly it incites anger and/or unintentional comedy.
2. when an attempt at comedy on an internet message board is so terrible it incites pity in the reader of sed post.
3. when an attempt to get over as a whacky character on an internet message board completely and utterly fails.
4. an attempt to endorse fanta and h-m-s-xuality at the same time on an internet message board that leads to ridicule
1.”tna impact= epic fail.”
2&3 “anchor world order= epic fail”
4.”anchor= epic fail”
a failure so abysmal it is epic in scale.
hey, what was that other system in the mid-90’s sega made, you know, that one, it had nights and that dragoon game.
oh you mean the sega saturn? that thing was epic fail.
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