ergometer


rowing machine; training device; ultimate torture for a rower in training
coach: alright guys lets get on the ergometers!
crew: ………d-mn
also known as erg, coaches love them rowers hate them. used for land training in rowing for; training during rough weaather, strength training, and 2k and 5k tests. 2k test= fml. the erg causes large amounts of pain which can increase exponentially.
coach, ” ok everybody get on an erg (ergometer) and set up for 2000 meters.”
rowers, “fml”

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