Escapelator
combination of ‘escape’ and ‘elevator’. when you go to the bathroom, kitchen, your desk at work unnecessarily in order to avoid catching the lift with someone you don’t like.
i saw fred holding the lift for me when i was leaving work but i hid in the bathroom and caught the escapelator instead!
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