Escargatoire
a snail hostelry; being a place where snails can snuggle up to each other and relax without fear of being trodden on with the hobnail boots of a p-ssing deity, rather like as with mankind with his relation to a country inn on coming back from a hard day’s labour.
if a thoughtless snail can have faith in where it is going when it crosses the road to get to its escargatoire, why then cannot a man, who is much smarter, cross the street without going in fear of his life? is it because he thinks he lives in fear, or that he does not think like a snail?
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