estonian surprise


after a drunken night of s-xual debauchery being promised, and not upheld and then getting locked out of her room going to more condoms. after having to sleep in the hallway untill 7am after she woke up.as revenge, taking a sh-t in her bathtub and locking the door behind you.
after vlad left her a estonian surprise, he totally ignored her in cl-ss the next day.

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