Ethan Brown


a perverted or pedophilic male generally seducing larger vegan women or papayas. portrays cannabalism whilst m-ffing and generally claims otherwise but don’t be fooled – this is his way of claiming you.
the guy that took me home last night was such an ethan brown!

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