Hazlet Middle School
the junior high school of town called hazlet, in new jersey. i used to go there. it’s the best place to get girls, weed, and booze at a young age. everyone does most of their growing up here. don’t be a lobby kid in raritan. west keansburg trash think their the sh-t, raritan valley sn-bs think their the sh-t, but everyone in between is decently down to earth. one of the best schools out there, with the best girls.
middletown kid: yo you go to hazlet middle school??
hazlet kid: h-ll yeah
middletown kid: you probably got so much p-ssy
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