a past tense of the word “eat”, or more specifically “eaten”. taking the d
incorrectness of et further than it’s ever gone before. used by illiterate and/or bored southerners out of ignorance or good ‘ol plain fun. try it out on a northerner and see what they say.
my friend got etted by that big bear over yonder! tarnation.
a sandwich of lolz which may have a side of lmaonaise. would you like some lmaonaise on your lolwich? when you are instant messaging or texting, and you say “lol” before and after a comment. when you know you say “lol” too much. person 1: how was your day today? person 2: lol person 2: […]
- Left Lane Loser
a person who impedes the flow of traffic by staying in the left lane. this person is either driving slower than everybody on the road, driving the same speed as the person to their right, or simply driving 1 mph faster than the person to their right. in all cases, they are ignoring the responsibility […]
- believe you me
an expression pretty much meaning “believe me”, only with an unnecessary “you” inserted in the middle. that was a hard test, believe you me. scholars maintain that the mayans through translation of their sun dials and all of their wise worldly knowledge used to say believe you me. the “you” being their god of sun […]
noun: the “uncommon” language. it is usually used to “dumb down” a phrase for a person of importance. this word was coined in the 1976 movie “the slipper and the rose.” please use the king’s euphranium whilst you speak to him.
a legit-idiot…..legitdiot! to be used only when a friend or someone does something, or has something happen to them that is extremly stupid or bad. therefore they are a legit idiot…or legitdiot! jonny: yo son my mom found all my cronic again! brad: man ur a legitdiot!